- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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