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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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