Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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