A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Turkeys are obese

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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