- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

A Serbian Film

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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