- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A train poops its pants.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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