- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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