- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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