What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Well this is pointless.....

European on my shoes, buddy.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

ecks! why zee?

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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