My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

tim has no humor

A bar walks into a man

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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