Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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all hail based mark

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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scientology.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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VAL SUCKS

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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