- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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