How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Where's my tractor?

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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