Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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