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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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