what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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