Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

No thank you, I don't like violence

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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