Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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