Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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