- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Once there was a girl named Andrea

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