What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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