two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Cheese

Sixty... eight

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

roses are red violets are blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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