- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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