A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Fat people

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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