- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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