What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Knock knock knock OCD

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

are you gay does your mom know

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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