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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Caca.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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