- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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