- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Connor is homo

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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