Knock Know! Come in!

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Morning wood.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

A Mormon walks into a bar

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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