- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

drugs.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A blonde walked into a bar.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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