- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

poop.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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