- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and gluey Glue

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Ben Corbishley

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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