Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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