- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Call of Duty is a good game.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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