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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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