Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

A woman wears a dress.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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