What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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