- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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