Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

How old is your mom Dead

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

An Asian person drove home safely.

Anti Joke

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