- Anti Joke

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.