How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

123 f*ck off

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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