- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Black people having a Job.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why? Why not?

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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