what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Please don't shoot me

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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