- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

human centipede

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

knock knock!? . . No.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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