- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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