- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

This is a joke.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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