- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Once, I went to Peru.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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