What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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that wall over there ->

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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