- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

A man penetrates another man.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

A storm be brewin!

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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