The EPA.

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Womens Rights

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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