- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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