What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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