- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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