- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

ask me if im a door yes

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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