- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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