- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Ily bae

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??