- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

an emo girl walked into a white room

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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