- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

How old are you? 7

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Women's Rights

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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