Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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