everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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