- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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