- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Girls Lacrosse.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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