Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Rylan Clark

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

knock knock come in !

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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