Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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