- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

This is an anti-joke.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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