It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Vagina cream... end of story

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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