- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Okay.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

I am a mime

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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