Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

think twice or at least think

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Liverpool City Football Club

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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