- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

can you pass the soap?

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Chuck Norris.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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