- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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