Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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