How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

thumb_up thumb_down -21

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

thumb_up thumb_down -21

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops