your face

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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