A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

A dancer walks into a barre

What is more worse than death? Death

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

We found a cure for cancer. Death

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Anti Joke

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