- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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