- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

"Knock knock." "No."

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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