What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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