You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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pull my finger (farts)

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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