- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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