Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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