why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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THE GAME.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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