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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Horse.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

copy me and i will kill you

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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