- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

The duck didn't cross the road.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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