- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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