- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

YEAH THEY DO!

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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