- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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