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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Boys have swag, real men have class

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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